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05-23-2007 03:39 PM  13 years ago
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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Sorry is already posted.
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05-23-2007 03:48 PM  13 years ago
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Not a bad idea but it's a false urban legend. I used to get the same email before someone attached Carlin's name to it.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
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05-23-2007 06:49 PM  13 years ago
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That would never happen but it really is a great idea. Taking out 3 birds with 1 stone like that. If I was president, it would happen.
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05-23-2007 07:13 PM  13 years ago
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i would vote for whoever could get that to happen.
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05-23-2007 08:51 PM  13 years ago
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I really wont be 11 million mexicans using less gas because they usually drive a truck with 8 mexicans in it. So it would be about 1.4 million using less gas
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05-23-2007 08:53 PM  13 years ago
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how about this,,,
how about bringing our boys home and sending those 11 million illegal immigrants to Iraq to fight for their freedom..

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05-24-2007 12:06 AM  13 years ago
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YEAH....RIGHT send a few thousand illegal ignorant (not stupid) unmotivated (to fight) people into the service to watch my buddies backs that stayed in when I got out! Naw, not a good idea...FUNNNY true but realistically not a good idea.

funny though, I like carlin.
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05-24-2007 06:15 AM  13 years ago
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""to watch my buddies backs"",, no no you got it wrong, they would be in-front of your buddies..

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05-24-2007 09:49 AM  13 years ago
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well how about 11 million naturalized or american-born citizens willing to do the jobs that they do for the money that they're paid... oh wait.... everyone wants a $1 million a year salary these days... it's a much bigger problem than that guys... we deport all the illegals, our prices for EVERYTHING goes up... going out to eat at McDonalds, a box of fresh fruit, whatever it may be... and then everyone's gonna bitch about how the private market is price gouging us when in actuality they're only charging us what it takes for them to stay in business.
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05-24-2007 05:34 PM  13 years ago
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There's no way Carlin would ever write something that stupid. You can do some critical thinking:

Carlin - intelligent.
Person who wrote that - not.
Therefore probablility that Carlin didn't write it - high.

And we arrive at our logical conclusion.
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05-24-2007 06:12 PM  13 years ago
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I've been listening to George since I was a kid. And I too have come to realize that this guy is very intelligent. He has a way of looking at the world from a very different angle than most. It's the way he mixes these views in with his humor that makes his comedy what it is. And his comedy has, in part, caused me to wake up and look at my world a little differently. Taking off the political blinders and the rose colored glasses, it's amazing what you can see when you look at things at face value. Thanks George!

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05-24-2007 06:40 PM  13 years ago
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Yeah, I think the first time I heard him I was in Sicily in the barracks and a friend of mine from montana was playing one of his VHS (yes VHS) tapes on the VCR. It was so funny because it was mostly all true, or some variation of the truth. I still enjoy listening to him every now and then. I wonder if he has any new material out?Justin Schoenberg
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05-24-2007 06:48 PM  13 years ago
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Here's his Discography from Yahoo Music. He's got a bunch of 'em!

http://music.yahoo.com/ar-296490-di...--George-Carlin

He ought to run for president!

-Mark
There, their and they're. It's really that simple.
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05-24-2007 11:03 PM  13 years ago
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Not only would gas prices come down, so would the cost of health care, health insurance, taxes, any many more things.

For every dollar that an illegal immigrant gives to our economy, they take out 3.
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05-24-2007 11:28 PM  13 years ago
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Ok then, let's start an underground movement to get George on the ticket! Things could only get better!!!

-Mark
There, their and they're. It's really that simple.
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05-24-2007 11:59 PM  13 years ago
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For every dollar that an illegal immigrant gives to our economy, they take out 3.
Citation needed.
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05-25-2007 08:42 AM  13 years ago
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Don't be too hard on the Mexicans, they tried to send a naval vessel to aid in the war effort, but when one of the oars got lost they had to scuddle the canoe.Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse.
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05-25-2007 10:22 AM  13 years ago
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fuel in USA is already stonkingly cheap, any cheaper and it be free, come over here if u want expensive fuel lol
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05-25-2007 04:42 PM  13 years ago
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leady you gotta remember though, that America is MUCH larger than the UK and that a lot more people drive here. So many of us have to drive much further than you guys out there and on a more regular basis..
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05-25-2007 06:27 PM  13 years ago
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And that's because they, and many other progressive countries, have already accomplished what we yet have to. They use the bicycle and the scooter. Their cars are smaller and more efficient. They have a mass transit system in place. All things that we as Americans must adapt, and soon. It absolutely baffles me why there is even a market for the gas guzzlers that are rolling of the assembly lines these days.

-Mark
There, their and they're. It's really that simple.
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