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05-22-2007 05:07 PM  13 years ago
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brooksnb

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Oh Crap !!
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and shot the breeze a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome.
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"

.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.... Dennis
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05-23-2007 03:25 AM  13 years ago
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57 ?!?
Thats kinda young fer you aint it??Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care!
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05-23-2007 04:03 PM  13 years ago
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brooksnb

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57 ?!?
Thats kinda young fer you aint it??
&%@&!!!! Where do you live ???? How fast are you at running ??? Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.... Dennis
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05-24-2007 09:36 AM  13 years ago
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ppljr

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Must be an old Fart...he didn't notice this joke was posted over two weeks ago...
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06-24-2007 08:28 AM  13 years ago
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Jimmi

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You lucky dawg youA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
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07-01-2007 12:33 PM  13 years ago
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JRjoe

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Scary but good.....
JRjoe.....
Indoor plumbing??? No, we don't need that!!!
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