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11-26-2006 06:25 PM  11 years agoPost 1


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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like....night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?...Raise my hand. what's the speed of dark?

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Just remember---if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Life isn't like a box of's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow

Gravity Always Wins!

11-26-2006 06:41 PM  11 years agoPost 2


Heli Addict Rehab Center

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Thanks Jack Handey

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up.

"Human beings are viruses with shoes"

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