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10-26-2006 03:44 AM  12 years agoPost 1
Raptor Master


Burgaw, NC

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it feels like forever since last time i posted on RR. anyway, this is one my granddad told me the other day and if it's already on here, i'm sorry.

two elderly ladies were sittin in the lobby of a nursing home talkin to one another when an elderly man walked by and stopped to say hello. the man and two ladies had never made conversation with each other but had simply seen each other around. the ladies whispered to one another and said, "We can tell how old you are." The man replied, "well how in the world can you do that. i've never told you two." the ladies told him "Drop your pants down." the man felt slightly embarrased but drop his pants. the ladies laughed as they looked at one another. the man began to turn red as the ladies told him to spin around. so he spun around 3-4 times as the ladies laughed even more. after a few minutes, one of the ladies said "okay now, you are 84 years old." the old man, shocked, said in response "how in the world did you do that?" the ladies, once more laughed, and said, "everyone here knows your age silly, we all went to your birthday party yesterday"

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10-26-2006 08:01 AM  12 years agoPost 2
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Petaluma, CA USA

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