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09-09-2006 05:21 AM  14 years ago
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ppljr

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New car smell
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked
over to inspect it.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little fart escaped her.

Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a
salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.

How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication
and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to sh1t
when you hear the price."
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09-09-2006 07:03 AM  14 years ago
AGRAV8

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Mosquito Coast......Houston Texas

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Pedro !!
no business !!
GOOD guy list-39, BAD guy list-0
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09-10-2006 02:03 AM  14 years ago
Tommy Z

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Hahaha
That was good.

Tommy
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