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09-08-2006 06:25 PM  14 years ago
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rkeith2

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OMG over the intercom
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the Captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD! Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I Scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"

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09-09-2006 03:51 AM  14 years ago
bubba01

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Priceless!!!
Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Why? Is there a fat girl in my backseat?
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09-10-2006 02:05 AM  14 years ago
Tommy Z

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was awesome.

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09-10-2006 03:57 AM  14 years ago
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USAF Retired
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