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09-08-2006 06:14 PM  14 years ago
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rkeith2

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Trying to outdo Alan Szabo Sr. --- Why I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say “Good Morning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.”

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.”

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let's go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”

“Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing “Happy Birthday” and there on the couch I sat... naked.

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09-08-2006 07:56 PM  14 years ago
Bart B

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So....who blew out the candles?
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09-08-2006 09:16 PM  14 years ago
rkeith2

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My attorney
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09-08-2006 09:54 PM  14 years ago
Bart B

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ouch
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09-09-2006 03:47 AM  14 years ago
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That's the funniest thing I've read in a while It WAS a JOKE right?
Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Why? Is there a fat girl in my backseat?
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09-09-2006 05:22 AM  14 years ago
GimbalFan (RIP)

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I've read that twice and it's very funny -- but what's it got to do with Alan Sr? Am I missing something?op-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-t
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09-09-2006 01:46 PM  14 years ago
rkeith2

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Yes its a joke -

Alan did a really funny one a few weeks back called "Be Strong" and I am trying to outdo him...

Just some fun thats all

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09-09-2006 01:49 PM  14 years ago
GimbalFan (RIP)

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Oh yeah. Forgot about that one.op-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-t
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09-10-2006 01:58 AM  14 years ago
Tommy Z

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That was really good. Really good.

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09-10-2006 04:08 AM  14 years ago
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09-10-2006 04:21 AM  14 years ago
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