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11-24-2006 09:09 PM  11 years agoPost 61
R0XoRiZoR

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south park... 2003-2004 ish i think. Alittle rusty as i only saw it in passing.

Towely: Hello kids.
Kyle: Oh jesus... go away. We don't want you hear.
(collective yah!)
Towely: OH.. so would this be called a towely-ban?

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11-24-2006 09:13 PM  11 years agoPost 62
GimbalFan (RIP)

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"In The Grand Scheme of Things one life is nothing. One life is a mustard burp -- momentarily tangy -- then forgotten in the air."

- 70-Year-Old Man, in 'Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead'

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11-28-2006 07:00 PM  11 years agoPost 63
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Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing: No.
Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing: No, I don't.
Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

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12-01-2006 12:37 PM  11 years agoPost 64
Captain Doogal

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Only one from the Dirty Harry series?

How 'bout...

You forgot your fortune cookie. It says, you're sh!t outa luck.

Now you're asking yourself, did he shoot six shots or only five. Well given that this is a 44 magnum and would blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself another question. Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?

Go ahead, make my day.

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12-03-2006 01:29 AM  11 years agoPost 65
Flyboy50

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"Power corrupts even the strongest of souls"

In The Lord of the Rings and X-Men 3. Very true, very powerful quote. Anybody given enough power will become evil.

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12-03-2006 06:25 PM  11 years agoPost 66
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Excuse me doc,what does it mean when u go to the bathroom and when u pee,fire shoot out your d!ck?.............let me get this right,your getting a burning sensation when u urinate?........No,fire,a burst of flame shoots out my d!ck when I pee,my d!ck is a blow torch is what I,m trying to say................................Eddie Murphy Raw!

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12-05-2006 01:25 PM  11 years agoPost 67
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A quote from Signs the movie
People break down into two groups when they experience something lucky. Group number one sees it as more than luck, more than coincidence. They see it as a sign, evidence, that there is someone up there, watching out for them. Group number two sees it as just pure luck. Just a happy turn of chance. I'm sure the people in Group number two are looking at those fourteen lights in a very suspicious way. For them, the situation isn't fifty-fifty. Could be bad, could be good. But deep down, they feel that whatever happens, they're on their own. And that fills them with fear. Yeah, there are those people. But there's a whole lot of people in the Group number one. When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that whatever's going to happen, there will be someone there to help them. And that fills them with hope. See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?

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12-15-2006 11:32 PM  11 years agoPost 68
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Sparky: I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys

Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.
Sparky: [the cheerleaders form a line for Sparky to inspect] You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.

Sparky: I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half, this is called a diet, people, everyone start one today! Darcy, you should stop eating. You see, when you skip a meal, your body feeds off its fat stores. And if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!

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12-15-2006 11:55 PM  11 years agoPost 69
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any ****ing time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my ****ing hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull****, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start s****ing me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely **** you up.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

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12-15-2006 11:58 PM  11 years agoPost 70
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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12-16-2006 06:04 PM  11 years agoPost 71
GimbalFan (RIP)

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"... and the sea will grant each man new hope as sleep brings dreams of home." - Christopher Columbus, as quoted by Captain Marko Ramius
(Sean Connery) in The Hunt for Red October

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