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09-06-2006 10:35 PM  14 years ago
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cudaboy_71

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Favorite movie quotes
I'll start with one of my all-time-favorite movies: Raising Arizona.

Glen: How many Pollacks it take to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen. One?
Glen: Nope, it takes three.
[Glen laughs. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Wait a minute, I told it wrong. Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a lightbulb?
H.I.: I don't know, Glen.
Glen: 'Cause they're so darn stupid!
[Glen laughs again. H.I. doesn't]
Glen: Sh!t, man, loosen up! Don't ya get it?
H.I.: No, Glen, I sure don't.
Glen: Sh!t, man, think about it! I guess it's what they call a "way homer."
H.I.: Why's that?
Glen: 'Cause you only get it on the way home.
H.I.: I'm already home, Glen.


*classic* i love that movie.
if it ain't broke, break it.
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09-06-2006 10:46 PM  14 years ago
Kraken

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"This is my BOOMSTICK!"

"First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me. Blow."
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09-07-2006 04:28 AM  14 years ago
cudaboy_71

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noone wants to play?!!?

i'll go again. another fav --so many to choose from here. how about:

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
if it ain't broke, break it.
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09-07-2006 04:32 AM  14 years ago
bluesjunky57

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OK, how about:

"Yeah well, the Dude abides"

or maybe:

"I put a cherry on top...BOOYA!"
justa slave to the rhythm
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09-07-2006 04:47 AM  14 years ago
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Here is a good quote from my favorite movie "Tommy Boy"

"You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's @ss, but wouldn't you rather take a butcher's word for it?"

or

"I can crap in a box and mark gauronteed on it. Believe me, I've got spare time."

Or from "Dodgeball" from Patches O' Hoolahan:
"If you want to beat life, you got to grab it by the haunches and hump it into submission"
I LOVE MY EVO!!!
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09-07-2006 05:48 AM  14 years ago
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From Colleratal
MAX: Who, who was he?
VINCENT: What do you care? Ever hear of Rwanda?
MAX: Rwanda. Yeah.
VINCENT: Tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Did you bat an eye, Max? Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam or something? No. I off one Angeleno, you throw a hissy fit...
MAX: I don't know Rwandans.
VINCENT: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

Two police pull over the cab and approach

VINCENT: Get rid of 'em.
MAX: How?
VINCENT: You're a cabby. Talk yourself out of a ticket.
MAX: Please. Don't do anything.
VINCENT: Then don't let me get cornered. You don't have the trunk space.

From Pulp Fiction
Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his a$$. Five long years, he wore this watch up his a$$. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my a$$ for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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Marcellus: No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-a$$-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.

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Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart.
Vincent Vega: Then what happens?
Lance: I'm curious about that myself.

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There a loads of others from Pulp Fiction. In my opinion, the best dialouge in any film. Just can't post them here
http://www.garnersclassics.com/qpulp.htm

Mark C.
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09-07-2006 08:57 AM  14 years ago
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Loads of good quotes in Full Metal Jacket, but this is my favorite

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!

Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?

Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so ******' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!

Private Joker: Any women or children?

Door Gunner: Sometimes!

Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?

Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Cheers,

Nigel
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09-07-2006 11:36 AM  14 years ago
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Hey!! Where all the white woman at?!?!?!?!?!?! "Blazing Saddles""

License? Uhhhhh, it's on the bumper man... "Up in Smoke"

That's right! We bad!! We bad...... "Stir Crazy"

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!! "Knights of the Holy Grail"

But NOOooooo! It's just a little bunny rabbit... " "

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09-07-2006 05:16 PM  14 years ago
trashmanf

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"princess bride"
"... never start a land war in asia! second and only slightly lesser known is, never match wits with a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha" - falls over dead
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09-07-2006 06:01 PM  14 years ago
TroyC

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Life of Brian:

"Does anybody else think it´s funny ..... when I say the name.... Biggus.... Dickus?"
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09-08-2006 01:25 AM  14 years ago
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Airplane! The Movie

Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady
got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no
mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get
the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP
BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got
perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL
CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac
lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY,
WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
Annoying the world one person at a time
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09-08-2006 02:51 AM  14 years ago
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Another from Airplane...

Tower : Flight 2-0-9er, you're cleared for take off.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : L.A. departure frequency 1-2-3 point 9er.
Oever : Roger!
Murdock : Huh?
: Re-quest Vector, over!
Oever : What?
Tower : 2-0-9er clear for vector 2-3-4.
Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.
Oever : Roger, Roger. What's our Vector Victor?
Tower : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Oever : That's Clarence Oever! Oever.
Tower : Roger.
Murdock : Huh?
Tower : Roger, over.
Murdock : Huh?
Oever : Huh?

And....
Striker : Surely you can't be serious?
Rumack : I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!

And....
Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
Oever : I can't tell.
Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
Oever : No, no, no. I mean we can't land for another 2 hours
fog has closed down everything this side of the
mountains. We've got to get through to Chicago.

Ahhh.... The classics.....
Paul
A skilled pilot without flight discipline is a walking time bomb.
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09-08-2006 05:53 AM  14 years ago
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A Fish Called Wanda

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.

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Ali
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09-08-2006 06:09 AM  14 years ago
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The Princess Bride

Man you can fill a whole thread with quotes from this movie.

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Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
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Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
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Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
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Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: You *are* the Brute Squad?
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Miracle Max: [Lifts and drops the arm of the dead Westley] I've seen worse.
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The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.
Grandpa: As you wish.

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09-08-2006 07:32 AM  14 years ago
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"Junior, you take that diaper off your head, you put it back on your sister..." (Mom shouting at son in Raising Arizona).

Also: The lone biker of the apocalypse...

Most of the Coen brothers movies had good lines...Fargo, Oh Brother Where art thou, Lembowski...
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09-09-2006 12:16 PM  14 years ago
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Airplane:
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Johnny, what do you make of this?"
"This? Well, I could make a broach, or a hat or a pterodactyl......"

"What kind of plane is it?"
"Oh, it's a big, pretty white plane with a red stripe and wheels...and it looks like a big Tylenol."


Young Frankenstein:
"He must have an enormous vonshthooker (spelling)"
"That goes without saying"
"Woof!"

"What knockers!"
"Oh! Zhank you doctor!"

"Frau Bluka!"
[Horse whinneys]


Blazing Saddles:
"I got it, I got it! We'll pull a number six on 'em!"
"Number six? I'm afraid I'm not familar with that one."
"That's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whoopin' ever' livin' thing within an inch of it's life. 'Cept the women-folk of course."
"You spare the women?"
"Naw...we rape the s**t outta them at the number six dance later on!"

"The sheriff is a n[bell tolling}"
"What'd he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near"

Pick a line from just about any scene in Blazing Saddles...

"You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of...elderberries!"
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

"There's no use risking another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!"


I could go on for hours....
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09-09-2006 02:40 PM  14 years ago
cudaboy_71

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Princess Bride:

That whole miracle max scene is very memorable---i used to have it all memorized. Billy Crystal was brilliant being chased around the room by carol cane with hands over his ears "I'm not listening". This bit still makes me smile, too:

Miracle Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe
[smacks his lips] They're so perky, I love that.

Raising Arizona:

Evelle: [about the balloons he just bought] These blow up into funny shapes and all?
Grocer: Well no... unless round is funny.

Old man in the bank: Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.

I still say this to my wife after a particularly fine meal--and, yes she thinks (knows) i'm a complete dork:

Evelle: Mighty fine breakfast flakes, Mrs. McDonough.
if it ain't broke, break it.
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09-09-2006 07:16 PM  14 years ago
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Daddy! My hat flew off!
I hope your damn head was in it!

When I get home, I am gonna pop yo momma right in the mouth!

What the hell is the world coming to??

Put the evidence in the car JR!

And just about every other line he ever did in the "Bandit" movies.

Sheriff Bufford T. Justice!! RIP Jackie.........
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09-09-2006 07:38 PM  14 years ago
drksky

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You forgot...

Sumb*tch...
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09-09-2006 07:41 PM  14 years ago
Luckylandings

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GREAT STUFF!!
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