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09-06-2006 03:22 AM  14 years ago
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Ruff

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A lone Cowboy speaks....
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East .
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.
Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face.
The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.
Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."
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09-06-2006 04:28 AM  14 years ago
Kokamo

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Nice!!!!
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09-06-2006 04:38 AM  14 years ago
spritefiend

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hahahaha, cowboys and muslims
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09-06-2006 04:40 AM  14 years ago
azflyer

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Good one Steve!!!!!
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09-06-2006 06:35 AM  14 years ago
AGRAV8

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OK
when do we get started??
GOOD guy list-39, BAD guy list-0
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09-06-2006 07:29 AM  14 years ago
TroyC

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That´s more embarrasing than it is funny.
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09-06-2006 04:33 PM  14 years ago
Kraken

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Funny...I laughed without being embarrassed.
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09-07-2006 01:52 AM  14 years ago
Ruff

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Kraken, I wasn't embarrassed either. If I had been, I would not have posted it.

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09-07-2006 04:14 AM  14 years ago
dex0807

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Does anybody else find it strange that there are jokes in the joke topic? LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasn't embarrased. If you don't like it turn it OFF.
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09-07-2006 05:16 AM  14 years ago
Kraken

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Ruff - I was replying to TroyC's comment. You did fine bro!
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09-07-2006 05:27 AM  14 years ago
Ruff

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Gotcha covered Kraken. I was replying to Troy's comment as well, but speaking to you.

What is comical about the joke is that its true and false at the same time. Cowboys didn't really do the indians in, the military did....
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09-07-2006 12:39 PM  14 years ago
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Whoooaaaa, that was just my two cents.
I thought this was a forum and people could comment, positive as well as negative.
Didn´t realise that some of you are so touchy
Lighten up
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