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09-04-2006 04:04 PM  14 years ago
wilko1

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With the sweet tast of his fathfull border collie still lingering, he began to feel the soft tissue of his throat being riped to shreds. The warm blood oozing down to the pit of his stomach. It was then he began to fall, hitting his head hard on the bog bowl.will work for fuel
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09-04-2006 06:06 PM  14 years ago
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Slowly,very slowly, he opened his eyes. How long had he been unconscious? Minutes, hours, days? His eyes were now starting to focus again. It was dark, strangely dark... and he could hear.... the ocean! Then it dawned on him..... his head was stuck in the lavy.
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09-04-2006 09:17 PM  14 years ago
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he raised his hand to his face, and noticed all his fat chins had gone. he thought back to his school days when his buddys used to poke fun at his fatness with jibes like " you have more chins than a chines phone book". then he realised he had been unconcouise (sorry about the spelling) for about 6 months and his body had consumed all his fat to keep him alive. All of a sudden there was a loud bang at the door. It was the landlord wanting 6 months back rent and he didn't have a pot to piss in......will work for fuel
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09-05-2006 02:06 AM  14 years ago
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But the landlord took one look and said, since you don't have a pot to piss in I would like you to do some modeling work for me. Since you lost all that weight and now is slimmer then slim jim.
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