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07-21-2006 07:17 PM  14 years ago
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Alan Szabo Sr (RIP)

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Be Strong
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guys's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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07-21-2006 07:18 PM  14 years ago
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Good one!op-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-t
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07-21-2006 07:26 PM  14 years ago
JamesonMalpezzi

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Hahaha thats great
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07-21-2006 07:28 PM  14 years ago
rkeith2

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Alan -

Where was that joke in Palomar a few weeks ago. Would have been more laughs than talking about A & P issues in Florida.

Ron

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07-21-2006 07:40 PM  14 years ago
GimbalFan (RIP)

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Got any more? How 'bout one that starts out, "A guy fires up his heli" and ends with, "because the motor was electric!"op-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-thwop-t
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07-24-2006 04:55 PM  14 years ago
rkeith2

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Alan -

I forgot to tell you the one about the Airborne Ranger.

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