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07-19-2006 10:01 PM  14 years ago
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The Horth Withperer
Bob calls his buddy,Sam,the horse rancher,and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. Sam asks,"How will I recognize him?"

"That'll be pretty easy,"Bob replied,he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So,the midget shows up,and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

The midget replies, "A female horth."So Sams shows him a prize filly.

"Nith looking horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

Sam picks up the midget and holds him near the horse's head.

"Nith eyeth'"says the midget as Sam sets him back down on the ground.

"Can I thee her earzth"?

Sam picks up the midget again and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth,can I thee her mouf.

Sam is getting a bit ticked off by this point,but he picks him up and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf,now can I thee her twat"?

Totally incensed,the rancher grabs him under the arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can between the horse's legs,pulls him out and slams him to the ground.

The midget gets up,sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should wephrase that;Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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07-20-2006 08:06 PM  14 years ago
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The last time I heard that joke, I was wearing my rock underwear!!!Here for a good time, not a long time!
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