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10-23-2009 03:55 AM  8 years agoPost 81
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Stolen without shame from pseudonym, and edited a bit for cadence

There once were two men called Bell-Hiller
whose rotorcraft birds were just killer

They went out behind
a shed and designed

the flybar so helis fly stiller

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01-02-2011 06:46 AM  7 years agoPost 82
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In these days of indigestion it is often times a question
as of what you eat and what you leave alone.

Every microbe and bacilus has a different way to kill us
and in time, will claim us for their own.

There are germs of every kind in every food that you will find
in the markets or upon the bill of fare.

Drinking water's just as risky as the so-called deadly whiskey
and it's often a mistake to breath the air.

The inviting green cucumber, it's most everybody's number
While sweetcorn has a system of its own.

Now, that radish seems nutritious, but its behavior is quite vicious
And a doctor will be coming to your home.

Eating lobster, cooked or plain, is only flirting with ptomaine,
While an oyster often has a lot to say.

And those clams we eat in chowder make the angels sing the louder
For they know that they'll be with us right away.

by Roy Atwell, circa 1890's

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01-03-2011 07:57 PM  7 years agoPost 83
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The woman sat down on the pot.
Then something began to rot.
it was the funk of bad eggs,
between hairy legs.
the wallpaper peeled a lot.

There was a old man from shilass,
whos balls were made of fine brass,
and in stormy weather his balls banged together,
and sparks would fly from his ass.

Too Much???

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01-09-2011 01:35 AM  7 years agoPost 84
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Too Much???
Only if the sparks ignite the wallpaper.

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