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02-08-2006 04:09 AM  12 years agoPost 1
HUTCH964

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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil
Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept. Using axes they bust open every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey,Virgil! This here is Floyd.
Did the Sheriff come?
Yeah!!!
Did they chop your firewood?
Yep!!!
Happy Birthday, buddy!!!!

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright)


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02-09-2006 07:15 PM  12 years agoPost 2
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02-10-2006 09:17 PM  12 years agoPost 3
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that is a good one

Floyd<Raptor 30<401<8ch futaba

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