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02-07-2006 08:47 AM  12 years agoPost 1
alonafuta

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the peanuts themselves.
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!

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02-07-2006 10:53 AM  12 years agoPost 2
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02-08-2006 12:42 AM  12 years agoPost 3
alonafuta

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my bad!

Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!

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02-08-2006 03:25 AM  12 years agoPost 4
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first time I saw it

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care!

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02-08-2006 07:47 AM  12 years agoPost 5
alonafuta

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Then the bus driver swerved the bus over to the side of the road nearly tipping it and proceeded to knock the old lady’s last couple of teeth out with his fists

Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!

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02-27-2006 12:21 AM  12 years agoPost 6
HeliBillAZ

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Still, a good one.

Did Anyone See Where My Bird Went?

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