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11-13-2005 05:04 PM  12 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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>President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up
> >a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an
> >apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers . Mr. Bush
> >doubts France's ability to hold off the little piss ants. " if the last
> >two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any
> >day now", said Bush.
> >
> >
> >
> >Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
> >necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The
> >general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this
> >thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he
> >was having a hard time finding even one marine who wanted to help those
> >ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could
> >persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went shopping.
> >
> >
> >
> >President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon
> >as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to
> >make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
> >The more they blend in, the better.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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11-13-2005 06:32 PM  12 years agoPost 2
2slow

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Great!!
And might I add aaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!

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11-14-2005 01:50 PM  12 years agoPost 3
Comanche Man

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heheheheheheheeh

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11-14-2005 05:55 PM  12 years agoPost 4
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Hey sweatum, you're not an ex-pat englishman are you????

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