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10-16-2005 02:35 AM  12 years agoPost 1
Cobraman

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he he he he ouch this is so funny but painful. Im a divorced dad and I now have custody of both of my kids heather and harrisn 17 and 15 yrs old, great kids and love them alot. Well anyway we went to giant eagle-a grocery store the other night after the football game. My kids are in the band and im a band booster myseld, keeps me out of business,, yea right. Well we went into the store at about 1130 pm to get some muchies and there are them advertisement signs that hang from the ceiling with what looks like fishing line. Well im kinda short and my son is a few inches taller then I am. Well these signs that hang from the ceiling to advertise, we walked under one and my son decided to hit one because he is taller then me and he was making fun of me because I could not reach them...lol.......well he hit it and it swung out in front of us and on its way back toward us it came loose from the ceiling, well it came loose and NAILED me right between the legs and you konw the rest of ths story..... ouch..bucked under allmost fell to the floor.......light headed and allmost passed out......couldnt or didnt want to breath... it hurt so bad. Well my son ask me if i was allright and that he was so sorry, not realizing what he had actually done...I could not breath let alone talk......lol lol lol.....but not funny at the same time,,,,,,,,,i told him what he HIT and he said he was so sorry...lol...not funny.....I was trying to be joking and not serious about this because it was an accidnet,,, well i think so any way.....I told him son you will pay lol I told him he was a dead kid,,,,,,,,was only joking,,,,,,,,I told him he was dead,,, hehehehe..........hope i dont get into troubel for saying this beacuse i wasnt serious.....well any way after getting some conposure to where i could walk,,,,,,,or should I say stumble to the check out and stunble to the car and finally make it home to relaxe alive....I looked at my son,,,,,,love him to death,,, no pun intended.........hehe well i guess you wont be messin with any hanging signs any more and he said NO,,,,,,,,,,,and dad Im sorry,,,,, IT was so funny in a way just wished i could breath to enjoy the moment,,,,,,,,,,,lol lol lol,,,,,,,,,, just wanted to share the moment with you hope u get a laugh,,,,Oh im still alive but very sore even today,,,,,,,where's the ice pack hehe later guys and happy and safe flying lol lol lol lol

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10-16-2005 03:09 AM  12 years agoPost 2
xcell1

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Now that's going to leave a mark!!!!!

Glad your ok...

Home Grown in South Carolina

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10-16-2005 03:57 AM  12 years agoPost 3
the collective

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Everyone I know with teenage kids tells me they can be real ballbusters... I guess it's true

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10-16-2005 04:19 PM  12 years agoPost 4
orlee008

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its good that you already have two kids because by the sound of it you might not be having any more good story!

nowa days you can sue for just about anything so why not give it a shot. claim that the sign wasnt safely installed and ruined your chances for a LARGER happy family... ha!

orlee

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10-17-2005 03:24 AM  12 years agoPost 5
Cobraman

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HEHE
Yes it was so funny and Im glad I allready got my kids,,,,,,,we went to the same store today and i told my son, dont you dare touch them signs lol..........Talk about luck,,,,,thats all it was ,, at my expense I should remind you,,,,,,,,,later guys

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10-18-2005 10:21 PM  12 years agoPost 6
webbhost

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dont worry, theres a slim chance you'll have any more kids to repeat the incident

meh

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10-19-2005 12:11 PM  12 years agoPost 7
ChrisMoore

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dont worry, theres a slim chance you'll have any more kids to repeat the incident
Always looking at the brightside here on RR!


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10-19-2005 01:51 PM  12 years agoPost 8
webbhost

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lol

meh

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