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10-12-2005 02:42 PM  13 years agoPost 1
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About
2 hours.

The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks
his head in the door and asks, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around at the shop full of customers
and says, "About 3 hours."

The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his
head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an
hour and half."

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says,
"Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He
keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but then doesn't come back."

"A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where does he go when he
leaves here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says "Your house".

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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