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10-10-2005 02:47 PM  12 years agoPost 1
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>A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
> >years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
> >she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,
> >he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
> >the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
> >provide child support until the child turned 18.
> >
> >She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it
> >discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
> >"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments
> >to begin.
> >One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,"
> >she said, "you received a very strange post card today". "Oh, just give it
> >to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as
> >her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
> >
> >On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
> >meatballs, one without"

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