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05-08-2005 01:54 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Al Magaloff

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Deathbed Confession: Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber; He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling" he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."

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05-08-2005 10:59 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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and a moral here


don't get caught

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-09-2005 02:28 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Fun Time J

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Nice, Revenge is great

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