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05-07-2005 10:19 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Fun Time J

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At the end of their first date, a guy takes the girl home. Emboldened by the night, the guy decides to try for a BJ. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a BJ?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's too risky!"

Him: "Oh please, please, I like you so much!"

Her: "No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't."

Him: "I beg you...."

Suddenly, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down and do it. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

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05-08-2005 12:48 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Another of lifes golden moments


It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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05-08-2005 02:11 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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old...

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-08-2005 12:40 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk

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I hadn't heard that one before


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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05-08-2005 04:30 PM  13 years agoPost 5
westbeach

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I have seen this one on funnyjunk.com, it's a little movie clip! still pretty priceless.

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05-09-2005 04:04 PM  13 years agoPost 6
blockatvalpo

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The movie clip for this is hilarious.

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