At the end of their first date, a guy takes the girl home. Emboldened by the night, the guy decides to try for a BJ. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a BJ?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's too risky!"
Him: "Oh please, please, I like you so much!"
Her: "No, no and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't."
Him: "I beg you...."
Suddenly, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down and do it. But for crying out loud, tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"