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05-07-2005 10:12 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Fun Time J


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Wal Mart


Subject: Walmart

Date: Mon, One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike
behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong

and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars ...a
lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal- Mart.

He deposits ten dollars and ten seconds later, the computer ejects a
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ WalMart."

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began
wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get

"Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

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05-08-2005 12:21 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Spartan Missile


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I DO like WallMart Jokes, hehe

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