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05-07-2005 08:32 PM  13 years agoPost 1
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution cost a lot of money and
can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but
aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well,"said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words
and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.

"While, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."

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