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05-07-2005 01:34 AM  13 years agoPost 1


Oregon USA

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital were testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that even 10 per cent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor
to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 per cent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 per cent. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the Husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.....
When they got home, the UPS man was dead on the porch..


05-07-2005 05:55 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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I was wrong I though it was the post man...


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

05-07-2005 06:14 AM  13 years agoPost 3


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ahhhhhh....i get it!

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