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05-05-2005 11:33 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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1) Good

An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but

wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year

old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which

read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young

accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full

of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

2) Better

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an

automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was

included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

3) Absolute Best

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania

State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,

she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers


He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls".

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what

he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and

left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

05-06-2005 12:05 AM  13 years agoPost 2

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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So how do people in different places alert other drivers of the speed trap ahead?

The usual thing here is to flash your headlights at the oncoming traffic.

This is not always a good idea. If one of the oncoming cars is a cop car they can book you for alerting other drivers.

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

05-06-2005 12:30 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Spartan Missile


Coventry, UK

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Just tell 'em it's your wife's car and you were fumbling for the screen wash.

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