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05-04-2005 05:09 AM  13 years agoPost 1


Midwest City, Oklahoma

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Since these probably realy happened, I figured I would post them here in stead of jokes.

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ."
Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still
on my desk... Sorry...

Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
Customer: Your left or my left?

Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates, damn it!

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print Every
I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it
find it...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.

Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does

Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
And then there is my personal favorite!!
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
get the circle around it?

05-04-2005 05:12 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Customer: Your left or my left?
hope this one doesnt take up helicopter flying
especially nose in....


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

05-04-2005 06:42 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Billy Zimmerman

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Rainier Oregon

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HAHAHA Ted!!! lol that guy would struggle you are right LOL

05-04-2005 05:44 PM  13 years agoPost 4
Drunk Monk


Preston, UK

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lol that guy would struggle you are right LOL
Is that your right or his?


I only open my mouth to change feet.....

05-04-2005 07:25 PM  13 years agoPost 5



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That is too funny!

05-04-2005 09:33 PM  13 years agoPost 6
Billy Zimmerman

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Rainier Oregon

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Is that your right or his?
Neither, its your right Stephen

05-04-2005 09:41 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Chem Geek



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I just had a lady ask me if the disk goes in horizontally or vertically (the drive is mounted vertically).

I said, "Well it only fits in one way."
She says, "And which way is that?"
I said, "If you look at the slot, it will only fit one way."
She says, "Yes, but which way!?"

That happened like 5 minutes ago. Being on the HelpDesk is oh so much fun!

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