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05-04-2005 02:58 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter

astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in

two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and

showed her his enormousness. "You see that thing, woman?" he

happily exclaimed, "What do you think we ought to do with it?"

With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got all the

wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-04-2005 03:24 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Boy does that sound like home


It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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05-04-2005 05:18 AM  13 years agoPost 3
HUTCH964

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Taylor,Texas 76574 local airport T74

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It happens once every 4yrs for me...


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Tim

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05-04-2005 07:03 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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Sweatum.. I think the secret for you is not to wake the Barracuda

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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05-04-2005 01:31 PM  13 years agoPost 5
Sweatum

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Hey Pete, Have you ever heard " let sleeping dogs lie "? Well that goes double for the barracuda

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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