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05-03-2005 12:21 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity.

Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the

right wind direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts.


Finally, his exasperated partner say, "Why are you taking so long? Just

hit the blasted Ball!!!"

The guy answers, "Look, my wife is up there watching me from the

clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."


"Ah, forget it man, you're never gonna hit her from here..."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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05-03-2005 09:08 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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He's right you know. I've tried it many times and haven't hit her yet

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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05-03-2005 10:07 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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you may need more time at the range...

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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