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04-04-2005 03:37 AM  13 years agoPost 1
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>> > >> Defense Attorney: What is your age?
>> > >> Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own
>> > >> words, what happened to you on April 1 this year?
>> > >> Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my
>> > >> swing on my porch on a warm Spring evening, when a young man comes
>> > >> creeping
>> > >> up on the porch and sat down beside me.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
>> > >> Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
>> > >> Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
>> > >> Little old Woman: No, I didn't dtop him.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Why not?
>> > >> Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done
>> > >> that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>> > >> Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
>> > >> Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Why not?
>> > >> Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing
>> > >> made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in
>> > >> years!
>> > >> Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>> > >> Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that
>> > >> I just laid down and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
>> > >> Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
>> > >> Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled,
>> > >> "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the little bastard!

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04-04-2005 03:41 AM  13 years agoPost 2
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Love it Absolutely Love it...

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