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04-03-2005 08:53 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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I have long contended there are male jokes and there
are female jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true
female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women
will love it and men will pass it along to a woman
who will love it.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work

cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man

entered. He was so striking that the woman could not

take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive

stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men

will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so

rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,

"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want

me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one

condition." (There are always conditions.)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me

to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?) The

woman considered his proposition for a moment, then

slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she

pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and

meaningfully said,...

"Clean my house."


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

04-04-2005 06:58 PM  13 years agoPost 2

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Heh . . . . here are a couple of other female jokes . . . .

Anna Nicole Smith . . . . .

Paris Hilton . . . . ..

- TIm

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