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04-03-2005 04:27 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had

married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old

neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,

so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had

carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,

practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure

what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--

and it's fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and

hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking

for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of

you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us

the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school

yesterday . . . "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

04-03-2005 01:51 PM  13 years agoPost 2


Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Now that is the story of the month

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