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Ted Toth

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A lawyer, named Thomas Strange, was shopping for a tombstone.

After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what

inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies Thomas Strange, an honest man and a lawyer," responded

the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's

against the law to bury two people in the same grave, and the

authorities would be confused. However, I could put 'Here lies an

honest lawyer.'"

"But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.

"Sure they will," replied the stonecutter. "Everyone who reads it will

think, 'That's Strange!'"


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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