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04-02-2005 07:28 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science

classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question

directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into

his head, hoping for the best:


1. No need to boil.

2. Never goes sour.

3. Available whenever necessary.


So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer.

Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled,

then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and

triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-03-2005 01:33 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Kraken

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And it's an adventure to get the milk! (especially if she's a stranger)

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