A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an
arguement about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do
you think we're so obsessed with getting it?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered.
"Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and
wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.