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04-01-2005 09:33 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Not long after the marriage, Tom and his father met for lunch. "Well

son,"asked the dad, "how is married life treating you?"

"Not very well, I'm afraid. It seems that I married a nun."

"A nun??" his father exclaimed.

"That's right. None in the morning, none at night and none unless I


The father nodded knowingly, and patted his son on the back. "Why

don't we all get together for a nice talk tonight?"

Tom's face brightened. "Say Dad, that's a great idea."

"Fine. I'll call and tell Mother Superior to set two extra plates."


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

04-05-2005 10:44 PM  13 years agoPost 2


Szczecin - Poland (middle europe)

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Two ultimate life rules: 1. Never say all you know.

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04-06-2005 12:51 AM  13 years agoPost 3

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Funny ****.

We all know why nuns travel in pairs?

One nun makes sure the other nun don't get none

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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