Beer & Coasters
A man came into a bar and ordered a beer. The waiter put a coaster
and a beer on the table. Ten minutes later the man ordered another
The waiter brought him the beer and saw that the coaster had
disappeared. So he fetched another one..
Ten minutes later, another beer. And again the coaster was missing.
This time the waiter decided he would not lay down another coaster...
"Hey" the man said, "where's my cookie ?"
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