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04-01-2005 06:24 PM  13 years ago •• Post 1 ••


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At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action! Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.
LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?"

04-01-2005 06:56 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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hope that happens to me..


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

04-02-2005 12:08 AM  13 years agoPost 3


Exeter, NH

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Wouldnt that be great

A skilled pilot without flight discipline is a walking time bomb.

04-02-2005 12:23 AM  13 years agoPost 4


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I can't wait to get that old.!!!!!

reminds me of the similar joke but the old man puts on a set of earmuffs and nose plugs. The new bride ask"what are they for" to which he replys, " the two things I can't stand is the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of rubber burning"

Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people appear so bright UNTIL you hear them speak.

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