Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of
If all the world's a stage, and all the people players, why isn't there
better acting on 'Baywatch'?
If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?
If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does
she/he owe you money?
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.