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04-01-2005 02:17 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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I woke early one morning

The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird

Perched on my window sill

He sang a song so lovely

So carefree and so gay

That slowly all my troubles

Began to slip away

He sang of far-off places

Of laughter and of fun

It seemed his very trilling

Brought up the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers

Crept slowly out of bed

Then gently shut the window

And crushed his little head

I'm not a morning person!


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-01-2005 02:18 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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You sensored that

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-01-2005 02:28 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Ted Toth

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sure did


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-01-2005 03:26 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Sweatum

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I for one take exception to that


but it was ugly and funny

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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04-01-2005 09:36 AM  13 years agoPost 5
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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I sleep with my window open at the moment (summers nearly here right?) and it's amazing how the bees seem to find the open window and start buzzing round the room first thing in the morning I can definately relate to that


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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04-01-2005 03:04 PM  13 years agoPost 6
Peter65

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Only bees? Don't you like birds?

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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04-01-2005 05:10 PM  13 years agoPost 7
Drunk Monk

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I'm partial to chicken nuggetts, does that count?


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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