A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. "Why so little,"
she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this
bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says
some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house,
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw
them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the
woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband Alex, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Alex".
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.