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04-01-2005 02:13 AM  13 years agoPost 1
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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful

parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00. "Why so little,"

she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this

bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says

some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird

anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living

room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house,

new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then

thought "that's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw

them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the

woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.

Moments later, the woman's husband Alex, came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Alex".


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

04-01-2005 02:14 AM  13 years agoPost 2

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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New divorce

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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