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04-01-2005 02:07 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In

order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to

purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving,

the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull,

I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette

arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to

buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.


After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a

telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and

says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought

a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and

drive out here so we can haul it home."


The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then

adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."


Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes

that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to

send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his

head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the

trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to

your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read

it slow. - - - -

("com-for-da-bul" )

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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04-01-2005 03:35 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Now that is my kind of story. LOL


It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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04-01-2005 09:34 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Drunk Monk

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Preston, UK

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Good thinking there


Stephen

I only open my mouth to change feet.....

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