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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married
> >to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
> >a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
> >sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...He
> >in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
> >At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
> >Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
> >the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold;
>I have a better idea, she replied. Just for tonight,
> >that we're married.
> >Wow! That's a great idea he exclaimed.
> >Good, she replied. Get your own damned blanket!
> >After a moment of silence, he farted.
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