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03-31-2005 02:48 AM  13 years agoPost 1
don-fry

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While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog
and a sheep and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there.

Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

IndianLook of shock)

Cowboy:"Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."

IndianLook of disbelief)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good."

Indian Extreme look of shock )

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

IndianComplete look of utter amazement)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"


Indian: "Sheep liar."

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03-31-2005 02:53 AM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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Another sheep classic...

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-31-2005 01:12 PM  13 years agoPost 3
Sweatum

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That has to be a Dr Szuse joke

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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