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03-30-2005 11:35 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Paolo Piaia walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store.

Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of
Bocceli leather shoes.

He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves the $300 for the shoes and purchases them.

Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the
Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli
leather shoes to the dance.

He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her,

"Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Paolo, I do wear red panties tonight, but
how do you know?"

Paolo replies," I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather
shoes. How do you like them?"

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her,
"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"

Rosa answers, "Yes, Paolo , I do, but how do you know that?"

He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes
How do you like them?"

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,
Paolo asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red.
He says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, pleasa tella me you no wear panties
tonight, please, please, tella me thisa be true!"

Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Paolo, I wear no panties
tonight."

Paolo gasps and says "Thanka God .. I thought I had a CRACK in my new
$300 Bocceli leather shoes."

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-30-2005 11:56 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Peter65

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Roxby Downs, South Australia.

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He did

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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03-31-2005 02:12 AM  13 years agoPost 3
Sweatum

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I once had a flight engineer that did that [ sort of ] He put a little mirror on the toe of his shoe, and when the f/a came up to get our dinner or coffee order he would peek. Then when she bought our service up he would go into the swamy act and would bet her about what color or condition of her underwear. I think he had more fun than anybody on layovers.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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03-31-2005 03:18 AM  13 years agoPost 4
Peter65

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Yep that would egt him a jail term here

Laughing at yourself will lengthen your life. Laughing at me will shorten it...

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