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03-30-2005 02:44 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were

determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that

would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some

really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next

morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and

the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong

bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning,

Father. Good Morning, Father." nodding and addressing each of them

individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were


So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more

outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you

even saw them.

Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to

enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde,

wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father. Good

morning, Father." and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute

young lady."

"Yes, Father?"

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did

you know we are priests, dressed as we are."

"Father, it's me, Sister Angela." she replied


You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

03-30-2005 02:32 PM  13 years agoPost 2


Daytona Beach, Fl.

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That is so GOOooooooooooooood

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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03-30-2005 03:03 PM  13 years agoPost 3


Lusby, MD

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Didn't see that ending coming.
Good one

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