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03-30-2005 02:39 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Little Billy comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Billy, how many times do I have to tell you

not to fight with the other boys?"


"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.

We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the

crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit

me!"


"Billy," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Billy came home with the other eye

black and blue.


Billy's father said, "Billy, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Billy said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church

saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had

her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to

me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she

doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-30-2005 03:06 AM  13 years agoPost 2
James Cistola

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=ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo=that hurt.


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If it's worth doing, then it's worth over doing

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