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03-29-2005 03:27 PM  13 years agoPost 1
Sweatum

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Smart man + smart woman = romance
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>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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>SHOPPING MATH
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>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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>GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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>HAPPINESS
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>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
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>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
>her at all.
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>LONGEVITY
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>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
>willing to die.

It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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03-29-2005 04:13 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Ted Toth

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Yes most definitely the true definition

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