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03-29-2005 03:34 AM  13 years agoPost 1
Ted Toth

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Myrtle Beach S.C.

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A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in

a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.


"I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating."


"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'"

She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.


"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."


"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'"

Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.


"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"


"Go ahead, Billy."


"My sister's shirt has ten buttons,

but her boobs are so big she can only fascinate."


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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.

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03-29-2005 03:42 PM  13 years agoPost 2
Sweatum

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Daytona Beach, Fl.

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Talking about the barracuda again


It's hard to hit the auto s/w

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