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Cheesy Easter Jokes
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?

A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?

A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?

A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?

A: An egghead.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?

A: Tulips (Two Lips).

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?

A: A smarty pants.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?

A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?

A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?


Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?

A: He was making the Movie

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?

A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?

A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?

A: A eggage.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?

A: Soup and quackers!

Knock, knock...

Who's there?
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?

A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?

A: In the dictionary.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?

A: Hareobics.

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?

A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?

A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?

A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: What type of movie is about water fowl?

A: A duckumentary.

Q: What is the end of Easter?

A: The letter R.

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?

A: Mallardjusted.

Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?

A: A bee comes after it

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter

A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: What is a dog's favorite Easter terat?

A: Jelly bones!

Q: What has big ears, brings Easter terats, and goes hippity-BOOM< hippity-BOOM?

A: The Easter Elephant.

Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

A: By hare mail!

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?

A: You need an eggsplanation!

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

A: With a hare dryer!

Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan?

A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

A: Colored scrambled eggs!

Q: Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?

A: He wanted them to lay colored eggs!

Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?

A: 'Heard any good yolks lately!'

Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

A: The Easter Barney!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his

A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?

A: The Oyster Bunny!

Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

A: One to three for breaking and entering.

Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q: Did you hear the one about the fifty-pound jelly bean?

A: It's pretty hard to swallow!

Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

A: It's a tender tail!

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?

A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?

A: Rabbit De Niro!

Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?

A: Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

A: His lucky people's foot!

Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats?

A: The Easter Purrade!

Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?

A: An Easter bunnet!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an
oversterssed person?

A: An Easter basket case!

Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

A: The Easter Bunana!

Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

Q: What's soft and white and rolls down the bunny trail?

A: Peter Cottonball!

Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

A: Because it's always on a sundae!

Q: What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

A: Colored eggrolls!

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?

A: Albunny, New York!

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
03-26-2005 06:16 PM  14 years ago


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These take the cake for the cheeziest jokes I've ever seen, And that's no terat

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